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HOWTO: Annoy other forum users Time for another guide to forum life
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#4 User is offline   Spanglimungus 

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:41 PM

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY SMITH??????????

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:44 PM

just a quick "put your ass in the know™"

just in case anyone thinks im taking pot shots at them, im not, this is just a general observation of the world of fourms and things

and we all know some of you have had thoughts like that ;)

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:47 PM

I've found a really good way to boost your poll count - just add a reply quoting a post without adding anything to it! ;)

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#7 User is offline   Confused Stu 

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:47 PM

Oh, sorry! That one's already been mentioned. Guess I should've read the post before replying to it ;)

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:48 PM

Also, don't forget that if you have any corrections you need to make to one of your posts - don't edit the last post, JUST ADD A NEW ONE!

That way, not only do you look much more involved in the conversation (when you actually added nothing and looked like a pleb) but your poll count goes through the roof! ;)

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:56 AM

beersoft, on May 11 2005, 22:29, said:

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps
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Gets my vote ;)
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 04:40 AM

;)

Grab ya free console HERE ;-)
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:12 AM

VeRRy InFoMatIf pOsT. mAdDe Mi LaFF

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:37 AM

I was going to just say that this is funny, but then I realised that if I left it at that then my post would be a lot shorter than my signature - so I've had to add a bit of stuff in to just pad things out and stop me from looking like I'm just trying to get my post count up. There, no not even that is enough is it? Maybe I could add something witty to this but then again I'd have to put it in CAPITALS to make sure people read it amongst all this uselessness. I guess I'll just..........have.........to..........pad.....my..........post..............out
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.........bit............to................make...........it.............appear..
............longer.


There, I think that should do it. Nice work Beersoft ;)

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:33 AM

The problem may be that the people who read these kinds of threads are the people who are annoyed by daft posts, not the people who are making the daft posts! :twisted:

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:05 AM

Xactly, so dis fred reely shud b in news

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:36 AM

I couldn't be bothered reading the first post.

LOL

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 12:50 PM

;) ...should be made a sticky... ;)

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:02 PM

Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News !
;)

sorry Marc, not aimed at you - just realised the implications.. :oops: )

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:05 PM

Disco Stu, on May 12 2005, 13:02, said:

Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News !
;)
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Lol :twisted:

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:21 PM

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

                        :-"                         

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:30 PM

beersoft, on May 11 2005, 21:29, said:

HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user!

here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users

tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything

tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":);):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion

TIP THREE:  TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS

Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE

tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps

tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better

tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway
if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum

later

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:31 PM

SRRY, BEERSOFT

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:47 PM

/me starts grading the replys

yoos, good use of the quote feature a+
harrelson, pisquee and nedge, good use of not spelling and missing words out, a-

both stu's , nice lack of use of of the edit button a+

and spanglymungus, i want to see you after class


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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:51 PM

You can annoy them by posting off the subject or free post alot in the thread talking about trash

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